Mashed Potatoes

Felicia serves me rice every day. At every meal. Today she didn't serve me rice at lunch and so she wanted to explain to me why. She explained that she wasn't serving me rice because she was serving me potatoes. But the potatoes didn't look like normal. She pointed out to me on my plate that THESE were the potatoes. They just looked different because they were PUREED. That's right, I got a five minute explanation of what mashed potatoes are. I like this lady :)